Kanteen QA rewrite — pick the shape of every question

Twenty-nine questions, in the order testers will run them. Nothing assumes a table, a tab, an order or an 86'd dish that an earlier question didn't create. Tap A, B or C on each. Every tap saves itself to Claude straight away — nothing to press, nothing to copy.

OBSERVED= I ran this on the live app today DRY-RUN FIRST= I verify before it ships needs X= prerequisite question